Pictures from the garden. As you can see in the first pic, the weeds are alive and well.
Sitting on the tool shed.
I got a giggle out of this and thought you might too:) Thanks for sharing, Tony.
Pandemic Journal by Tony Ricciardelli | |
Depressing News 24/7 Turn off that damn TV. Wash my hands My palms smell like lilacs. Wear a mask There’s sneeze-snot in my bandana. Mind the six-feet rule Back off, Jack. Toilet paper Shortage Tear me a page out of that paperback. Empty meat coolers Spam is king. Missing the grandkids Maris is teething. COVID-19 Who started this mess? Close the schools Makes no difference. Work from home Love that Kelly Clarkson show. Take-out only Not gonna happen. Consumers panic Hoarder freaks. Stare into the refrigerator Thought the food fairy may have stopped by. Smile at self in the mirror Creepy bastard. A-symptomatic How the hell would I know? COVID-19 Anybody getting laid, these Days? | A mouthful of chocolate chips I’m on my third bag. Jonesin’ for shrimp and grits A new culinary challenge. Goodbye social life My wife is okay to hang out with, but . . . Conspiracy theories Blame the Illuminati. Remembering the good old days Looking at old photos and my H.S. yearbook. Walmart is out of hand-sanitizer Will gasoline suffice? Confusion My colonoscopy has been canceled. COVID-19 Somebody coughed on a cop. Walk the neighborhood Where did all these kids come from? Social Media lifeline Did you watch the Masked Singer last night? Sext me, please. Bonding with my dogs Love those mutts. Imagining the worst What if I die and they find my porn? Hoping for the best It’s just allergies. Pessimism reigns No baseball this year. I just know it. Thinking about confession Not necessary, I’m just a low-level sinner. COVID-19 Hope I live to write about it April, 2020 |
A freebie (where offered) for the frontliners, mask wearers and stay-at-homers.
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